Difference between USSR Communist media and USA "mainstream media"
In Russia government make media say what they want - even if lie.
In USA "mainstream media" try make government what they want - even if lie..
.....eventually they become same thing?!
To my new friends in America; 11/1/2008
My name Igor Marxomarxovich I come from old country Russia one year ago. I thank you for freedom has been given me in my new country.
I here only this time but have already vote. I vote five times already in last election with the help of new friends at ACORN. They tell me OK I become citizen later. Never in my country can I do this. They give me new name each time I vote. Give me American cigarette to smoke in line. Sometimes even find Igor place at front of line.
Such freedom. My uncle die three year ago. With help of ACORN he still able to vote (but not get American cigarette)
My sister not speak English. They even go vote for her. Generous American taxpayers pay ACORN help make this possible! Thank you very much!
This beautiful land of opportunity. Even stupid person like Comrade Biden can become president. In my country we call such people rocket scientist. That is person who say he smart, but too stupid to fly rocket straight up into air then down into ground to crash.
I would like to show my gratitude to Comrade Obama. He not have time to find birth certificate to be president. He go back to Hawaii for 5 day but only have time to visit sick grandmother for hour and still find no paper. Media too busy to help. They have important things to do like find out if Joe Plumber in union or where Ms Palin get dress.
I help them easy. In Russia all plumbers in union. Then, union become part of government. Dues become taxes. Even rocket scientist know that. It not matter where Ms. Palin get dress. Maybe she give dress to Mr Biden, He wear on TV interview and answer mean question easy like she do. Then maybe he not get so angry and look so stupid..
To help Obama campaign, I, Igor, make him birth certificate. Better than one DNC goons make for website! I take DNC like my KGB back home!
**I Igor make certificate only from gratitude. But if Comrade Obama need Cabinet member, I Igor have many good credential:
**Former community organizer for KGB
**Much smarter than Comrade Biden
**Graduate Moscow Elementary School in only 10 year! Not even have to copy other student like Comrade Biden!(Even though he say not know any better)
**Former treasurer for Moscow Plumber Union - raise dues 40% only keep ½ for myself – buy big house with big backyard in Moscow(buy cheap from good friend, Moscow slum lord before he go jail)
**Graduate top of class from Moscow Elementary, therefore know 50 states in US, 15 states of USSR and 57 states of Islam Was on teleprompter! (my school records sealed – I not want you see them)
**Not as good looking as Ms Palin, but a lot better looking than Comrade Hiliary and Hawaii Governor – looks important to media …That why good friend Senator Barney get me loan from ACORN and Freddie Mac before I declare bankruptcy.
**Have birth certificate(or at least certificate of live birth). Eligible be of President United States!
All facts can be check on independent nonpartisan nonprofit internet site. www.FactCheckIgor.kgb.org Media has inspect all document and see raised seal. All donations to Igor accepted.
Remember, I Igor say vote early and vote often. Then you get more American cigarette.
This my great uncle Karl Marx. He shorten family name. This make him major league Wussy in old country. But maybe ACORN still help him vote too! (He still not get American cigarette either)
Any complaint or comment please send to www.fightigorsmears.kgb.org and they be handled in appropriate manner.
Please tell President Baracky to redistribute wealth. Give all money to Igor!!!!!!!!!
Financial Disclosure (In compliance with Igor Honesty and Transparency Act): I Igor try bribe Washington Post, NYT, AJC, LA Times, Huffington Post, CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, BBC and other mainstream media but they all tell Igor they already bought out or sold out. Something very wrong with this picture. I Igor think any bribe a good bribe. Even if DNC get there first.
Please remember all this country problem cause by George Bush. He cause hurricanes, force ACORN and Freddie Mack give bad loans. He cause Bill Ayers blow up buildings(and other things Barney?). Cause Satan possess good man Obama to make him tell lies. He even cause I, Igor get hemorrhoids. Good friend Senator Barney try help, but only make hemorrhoids worse. We need change! Maybe Comrade Baracky and Biden help Igor hemorrhoids get better!
I Igor raising
taxes dues at Moscow Plumber Union meeting (2005)!!!!!!!!!!
What good Baracky Cabinet member Igor make !!!!!!!!!
Famous political strategist Igor always willing to help those not smart enough to help themselves!!!!!!!
Now maybe Comrade Biden go back to TV reporter Barbara wearing dress and maybe he understand question!!!!! Maybe able to handle more like Ms. Palin! Like man!!!!!(not wussy)
This Comrade Pelosi. She give more tax money to ACORN. She say Mr. Bush fault for bad loans like Comrade Barney give me!!!!! She call it bailout. Not make sense to Igor. I Igor much better looking than her too!!!!! My friend Senator Barney call her "B word" but I Igor not know what mean ? Place she get hemmorhoids? BoTox?
Opinion Poll Who Make best President
Smug Face Baracky I Igor!!!!!!!!!!!! Senator Barney Fallen Comrade Second choice to Igor
**** Only Vote for Igor count. This poll like Chicago and Moscow election. Learn from Mayor/Comrade Daley and Baracky
Results 100% Igor!!!!!!!!!!!
0% Not Igor
Please make all illegal campaign contribution to Igor for President! All foreign donation accepted!!!
I Igor volunteer to make phony IQ certificate for Comrade(Dumb Donkey) Biden Will give IQ 85 but will take very big bribe. Even I Igor have some morale!
Obama Care upheld by Supreme Court. I Igor can now get hemorrhoids fixed!!!!!!! Barachy brilliant!!!!!!!
Lie to Brilliantly bless America middle class with much needed tax. Remember Tax like Union dues! Please support Mr. Holder in keeping infidels from "purging" names of non-citizens and dead people from voting logs! We have rights too!!!!!!!!!! We can help Barachy win in November. Uncle Karl will be very proud to vote again! He even able to register to vote as Democrat(or member of The Party) 40 year after he die, that diversity! Do not allow him to be discriminated against by racist infidels!
Is this supposed to be a satire or an accurate description of the American
Communist Party. Not the party of Lincoln
This is obviously a website for right wingnuts! Whoever this Igor clown is, he
can barely speak English. Just in case anyone was wondering Abe Lincoln has
been dead for 150 years!
Dear Mr. Common Cents
Yes. I have been dead for 150 years.
Yes. I am rolling over in my grave.
No. You do not spell common sense correctly nor
does it appear that you have any.
Yes. Honesty is still the best policy. You have to live with it when you die.
You may want to pass that along to your colleagues